Crazy Kailee & the Stuff she Comes up With

Our conversation on the way home went as follows:

Kailee: Mommy can you turn the radio off?
Me: Why?
Kailee: I want to discuss with you how dogs can die.
Me: Are you kidding me?
Kailee: So mommy how do dogs die?
Me: Um...They can get ran over by cars.
Kailee: Oh... And nails in their stomach. Nails are very dangerous to dogs mommy. It's very important to check their tummies out mom.
Me: Who in the world told you that?
Kailee: Hello(w/attitude) mommy my daddy. Long time ago.
Me: Ok...
Kailee: And guns. Gun shots can kill dogs too mom.
Me: And who told you that Kailee?
Kailee: Um hello(again w attitude) my Uncle.
Me: I don't even want to know why you guys were talking about that stuff.
Kailee: Oh and mommy. They can die by big knives too.
Me: What the heck. Where are you getting all this stuff from?
Kailee: Hello(like I'm the dumbest person for not knowing this) mommy. My silly Uncle of course.
Me: Well thanks for educating me about the ways dogs can die.
Kailee: No problem mommy. It's very important to know this stuff.

I swear sometimes when we talk I think to myself there is no way she is only four. And, who knows when she had these conversations with her dad and uncle, or if she even did. She comes up with the funniest stuff. And is so serious about it too.
Another example is her explaining to me her favorite color.

Me: Kailee which one do you want? Asking her what color rubber band she would like.
Kailee: Duh the pink one.
Me: Ok pink it is.
Kailee: You know mommy I changed my favorite color but did not go away from pretty or sparkly things. I still love those very much.
Me: Oh really?
Kailee: Yes mommy. Pink is much better than purple so you can have all the purple ones.

Thanks for clearing that up. Thats not all either. I tried giving her a ring from Chuckie Cheese I found in my purse. No joke she all but threw it back at me. Her response to the ring.
Kailee: "I don't want that."
Me: Why?
Kailee: "Because it's not sparkly and doesn't have a big diamond on it."
Me: "Ok tell your daddy."

I mean I had no idea how to respond to that. Apparently she's all into pink, sparkly, and diamonds now. Boy we are in trouble...